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Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.