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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY