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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.