How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

Take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense