Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.