Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

An heir conditioner.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.