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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car