Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!