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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts