Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

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What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was "a salted."

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!