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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.