Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.