Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.