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Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.