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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter