Persian Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!