Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two.......................... IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn