Persian Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.