Persian Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

What do you call post-modern Persians?

PomIranians

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Retain Jokes More Retain Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Pms Jokes More Pms Jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

Iranian Jokes More Iranian Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman?

Asif (As-if)

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.