Carpet Jokes

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Carpet bombing.

A Rug's Life.

Underlay! Underlay!

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

He wanted to see the floor show!

Anti-biotics

Because nothing gets under their skin.

I'm just asking for a friend)

Carpet bombing.

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Rugs and kisses!

With a square Dance!

A subwoofer.

Because she's always spilling the beans!

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Carpet Jokes

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

What did the carpet say to the floor?

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

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