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Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.