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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.