Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.