Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

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Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!