Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.