Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.