What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.