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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.