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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?