What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?