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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.