What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?