What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.