Remove the ring and your house is gone.
Darth Vader.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
Two octopuses shaking hands.
Because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
A brazillion!
Remove the vowels in his rack.
He gave her a ring.
Someone's ring gets broken.
Linoleum blownapart.