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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

Removed

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.