Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

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