Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.