Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.