Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.