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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.