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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

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Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.