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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'