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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.