Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.