Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

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A Kylo Ren Book

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How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.