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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.