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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper