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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.