Have it Yahweh.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
It was charged with a salt.
He chicken tendered his resignation.
Because it did.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
Katabatic
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.
HOLY MACKAREL!
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
Harlem Shake.
They don't want to be ostrich-sized!
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.