Burger King Jokes

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Whopper Jokes More Whopper Jokes

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"