Burger King Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry