How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

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What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!