Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because you can't drink and derive
Budweiser
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Wookieeleaks
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Moonbeams.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
So he could take it out for a spin!
A frog in a blender.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
Who says it's dark
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)
Plenty of room!
I forget
He couldn't handle his boos.