Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because proper-tea is theft.
A "casual tea"
Roll a 40 down the street.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
('You wanna go for a spin ')
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
Because you have to change them.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
None, they only screw playoff games.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Close the door and go to.
The living room(haha get it)
A leave of Absinthe.