How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts