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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget