What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...