Christopher Walken
His life improved after he met the rock.
Wrinkly.
A hippocratic hypocrite.
Congress.
A harmacist
A dupe.
Pig Latin
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
Willem DaFriend.
F it.
An amateur teen ()
Soba noodles!
Shell expectation
A youyou
It's an aunt- -him.
A napster
Toadstool
Der.
Unevening.
A socialist.
Because opposites attract.
Thinking you are following someone.
Anteloping.
Stephen Talking.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
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Is the question.
Wester
Tim Daly.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
A winter pepper.
Domi does not know....
Colgatereally)Congress.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
I have no idea.
The Guardian.
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
An unclejoke
NTSCindrom
Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.
Common sense
R/news
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
A Maxi Pad
4chad
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
Jay Leno
A racist term of some sort.
Two Live Crew
A warm back
Gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony
A Postdator
Critical theory.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Dogwomandon't.
Maryland and Misury
She had mittens!
Because it only ate condensed milk!
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here
Chimney Cricket!
Ecausebay ronyiay
American Snipper
I wish I was a little boulder!
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
When European.
An American drone.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life
