Christopher Walken
Wrinkly.
A hippocratic hypocrite.
Congress.
A harmacist
A dupe.
Pig Latin
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
Willem DaFriend.
An amateur teen ()
Soba noodles!
Shell expectation
A youyou
It's an aunt- -him.
A napster
Toadstool
Der.
Unevening.
A socialist.
Because opposites attract.
Thinking you are following someone.
Anteloping.
Stephen Talking.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
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Is the question.
Wester
Tim Daly.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
A winter pepper.
Domi does not know....
Colgatereally)Congress.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
I have no idea.
The Guardian.
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
An unclejoke
NTSCindrom
Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.
Common sense
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
Two Live Crew
A warm back
A Postdator
Critical theory.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Dogwomandon't.
Maryland and Misury
A clop cop.
Coffin
The Talking Heads
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Boring!
Because his life is at stake.
Carpet!
M'ladybug
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
A police dog in disguise.
A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
