Christopher Walken
His life improved after he met the rock.
Wrinkly.
A hippocratic hypocrite.
Congress.
A harmacist
A dupe.
Pig Latin
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
Willem DaFriend.
F it.
An amateur teen ()
Soba noodles!
Shell expectation
A youyou
It's an aunt- -him.
A napster
Toadstool
Der.
Unevening.
A socialist.
Because opposites attract.
Thinking you are following someone.
Anteloping.
Stephen Talking.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
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Is the question.
Wester
Tim Daly.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
A winter pepper.
Domi does not know....
Colgatereally)Congress.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Con. So what's the opposite of progress
I have no idea.
The Guardian.
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
An unclejoke
NTSCindrom
Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.
Common sense
R/news
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
A Maxi Pad
4chad
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
Jay Leno
A racist term of some sort.
Two Live Crew
A warm back
Gt What is the opposite of Polygamy Monotony
A Postdator
Critical theory.
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Dogwomandon't.
Maryland and Misury
Because it had no porpoise in life.
When life's getting a little ruff...
Society.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
Michael Schumacher.
Because he's Autistic.
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Electricity
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
A one trip pony
You don't. You get down from a duck.
