What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

What's the opposite of Easter?

Wester

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.