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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".