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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.