How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.