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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.