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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.