How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

When is the water in the shower room musical?

When it's piping hot.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.