How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.