How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.