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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.