Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses