March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Previous Random Joke Next

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?