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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?