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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses