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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership