Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?