Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
A Juan on Juan.
Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.
From running in to trees.
I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.
Because they would sneeze in pepper water.
In Laotian.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Gerrymandarin.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Let me hear something different.
Dustin Johnson sneezed.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
