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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.