Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.