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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.