Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

This joke may have profanity.
Previous Random Joke Next
Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.