Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S