Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why would I do that?

Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!