Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.