Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.