Math teachers, because every student counts.
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
When it's turned into the teacher.
Facul-tea
Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
Sin Pi
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.