What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.