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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.