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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

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Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!