You don't live in Mississippi.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Window.
Because its natural log is 1.
Minisoda
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
Because the cow has the utter.
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ
No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)
A cup of Joe.
Because all proper tea is theft.
