You don't live in Mississippi.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
On the roof.
Because we want to!
Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.
4 ducks-because they are in a row.
Mount Rushmore
Minnesota.
Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
