You don't live in Mississippi.
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Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Redneck: Which one The river or the state
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Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
He always leaves you hanging
What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Uh.. I don't remember..
It's groovy!
Yours.
So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.
Cause he can't do stand-up.
Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
You don't understand it until you're older!
Synthia
