You don't live in Mississippi.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Fiddler on the hoof!
It's ill-eagle
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
1
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
They're never late...
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Because it can swim
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
