You don't live in Mississippi.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Mississippi
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
One Mississippi.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
Correctly.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
Chernobyl fallout.
Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
Drive the route with Les Miles!...
A bingo machine.
Battle Royale with cheese.
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
A bulldozer
Role tied.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
