What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little