How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.