How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side..

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers