How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.