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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve