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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve