How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.