None, just upgrade to windows
One.
Zero.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
They're always rebooting.
Windows 7 8 9.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.