How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows