How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.