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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)