Upgrade Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Hour Later Jokes More Hour Later Jokes

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.