Upgrade Jokes

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

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How Long is a Chinamen?

Yes he is.

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What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

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They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.