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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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How do you know if a guy has an Asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach