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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.