Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What do cannibals call family members they love?

Bae-Kin