What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)