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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You