What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You