What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.