Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.