Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......