Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"