Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......