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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

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Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

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He bowled long hops!

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Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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The flag is a big plus.

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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A Snailor

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"