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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"