Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!