Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"