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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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He joins AARP

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"