Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!