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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!