Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

You might also enjoy:

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.