Navy Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Madame

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How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!