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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.