Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9