Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

French Jokes More French Jokes

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.