Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.