Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.