Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)