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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Nb Jokes More Nb Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.