Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
The Crimea River.
They use French resistors.
We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
In the NB - "eh"
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
Hey, I think he moved.