What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Nb Jokes More Nb Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...