Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems