Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.