Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.