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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.