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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.