Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog?

Hope he doesn't see you.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.