Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
A metal band
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Because he had a brother named Enos.
Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers
There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
I'll tell you later.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
An Appaloosa!
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Because he had Bach problems
