What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)