What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)