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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples