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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

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What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.