Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!