Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.