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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What is your location?

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!