Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What did the right eye say to the left?

There's something between us that smells..

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.