Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.