Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.