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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.