Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Why do girls have legs?

Ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.