Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.