Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How can a girl make you a millionaire?

If you're already a billionaire.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.