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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

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Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.