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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.