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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

Removed

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"