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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"