Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.