What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.