What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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You poke poke poker face

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Bed rock

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Fancy a bite

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Fleas Navidad

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Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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There's 20 of them.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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Sleep at night

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.