Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.