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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How old was I when I was 3?

Me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.