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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas