What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Infinite Jest Jokes More Infinite Jest Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble