What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.