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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What kind of dog should you get a Spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.