What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.