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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.