What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.