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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!