What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Hit me.* What did the sadist say to the masochist *No.*

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.