What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.