What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club