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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.