What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other