What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.