What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.