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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?