23+ Funny Bat Jokes - Curious Supply

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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