How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin