What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

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What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!