What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet?

There were too many Links.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus