What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!