What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!