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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

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What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible